26 South African sights you will never see in Ireland.
That’s right, you will never see these scenes in Ireland (unless you look at my photographs), because these are all typical scenes you would find in South Africa. Some of these are so normal to South Africans, it has taken me thirteen years of living in Ireland to realise these are not normal features for other places too!
Since 2004 we have returned to South Africa every two years or so to visit family, it’s important that our kids maintain relationships with their grandparents, aunts, uncles and cousins. Apart from that we love the country and look forward to our trips with great excitement. I think my husband starts his countdowns about 9 months before we go.
In April of last year (2017) we went on a three week road trip that began in Cape Town, followed the ‘Garden Route’ to George and then on through the ‘Karoo’ up to Kimberley in the centre of the country. We returned to Cape Town via the same route. On our journey it was hard not to compare how different South Africa is to Ireland. Some of the differences are fantastic and others are not so good. Each time we go back I appreciate more and more the good things that both countries have to offer and mindful of the downsides of living in either. I recognise that neither county is perfect but both have so much beauty and charm.
We are well settled now in Ireland but I do miss so much from our previous home country. I miss the huge diversity of cultures and languages (11 official – Afrikaans, English, Ndebele, Northern Sotho, Sotho, Swazi, Tsonga, Tswana, Venda, Xhosa and Zulu, most people speak more than one language).
I miss the spectacular variety of foods, the seemingly endless sunshine and outdoors life style, the wide skies where the mountains form a circle around the horizon 100km away, vivid blooms of purples, pinks and reds, the smell of baked earth and the sweet aroma of fynbos, the varied bird calls and the high pitched cheep of the cicada beetle in the heat of the day.
I admire the entrepreneurial spirit of the hard pressed folk, the positive attitudes of those who are most down trodden, the creativity and energy that has created such a vibrant society in the midst of the challenges of dire poverty, violent crime, dwindling education standards, overwhelming unemployment and corrupt governance.
I could list so much more that was remarkable and eventful. There is literally nothing like international travel for broadening horizons, especially for kids. Mine were struck by how different life is for many of the children in South Africa and how much we have to be grateful for. They also loved bonding with their cousins, exploring new sights, spotting wildlife and trying new foods. It is good to be home but it is going to be difficult having to wait another two years before we can go again.
Here follows just some of the sights from this trip that you would not see here in Ireland:
1. Restaurants can reliably serve customers outside under the trees in late Autumn without fear of the rain in South Africa:

Cafe Bon Bon, Franschoek, Western Cape
2. Boule + beach + bush hats + beer bellies on a beach near George:

Herold’s Bay George
3. Shopping trolleys used as a means of transportation for a business anywhere in South Africa:

Business transportation
4 ‘Don’t care attitude’ Hitch-hikers waiting on the on ramp of the motorway right next to the NO Hitch-hiking sign:

Thumbs up or thumbs down?
5: Acres and acres of mega shopping malls with air conditioning, free parking, state of the art toilet facilities and car guards:

Outeniqua Mall, George
6: Vehicle guards wherever you park:

Please tip your guard, it’s his only income
7: Friendly smoking signs:

I’m not a smoker so it’s good to see the smoking area is not right in front of the entrance.
8: Biltong (desiccated beef or venison) shops loved and made by South Africans, even in Ireland:

A vegetarian’s nightmare!
9: Wide horizons and 6 hours of driving through desert scrub:

Miles and miles and miles of not much at all
10: Straighter than straight, straight roads, NEVER seen in Ireland:

Endless seeming roads that stretch to the horizon and beyond.
11. Child buskers on marimbas earning a living:

Kids entertaining passing tourists for a few rands
12: Thorn trees on white grass plains (I really miss the umbrella thorn):

Note the colony of weaver bird’s nests dangling from the tree.
12. Using the open back of a bakkie (pick-up) for game viewing:

One way of squeezing everyone in
14: Nests that hang like bunches of baskets (Weaver bird):

clever birds keeping their young away from snakes
15: Picnic areas under gum trees with built in braais (bbq):

Rooifontein Eco Centre, Kimberley
16: The MOUNTAINS of (cheap) fresh fruit and veg:

Fruit and Veg City, Kimberley
17: Koppies (table-topped hills) and towns sometimes up to 200 km apart:

If you break down between one town and the next and need help you may have a bit of a wait or a bit of a walk.
18: Roadside farm shops, aloe and dust combo:

Chutney, koeksusters, rusks or biltong anyone?
19: Kiddies climbing frame decorated with antelope skulls:

‘Watch out for the thorns, snakes and scorpions sweetheart.’
20: Shops selling a typical assortment of animal skins, art, bric-a-brac, preserves, meat and wood for your braai fire:

Decorate your home or your larder with the produce of the land
21: River beds with NO water in them, imagine that in Ireland?:

Desiccated water course, Great Karoo

an even wider river bed with not a drop of water

We must have passed more than thirty dry river beds
22: You may get to pat a giraffe in South Africa:

He’s a gentle giant
23: Men travel together in the same truck as ostriches:

Ostriches en route to the happy ostrich home in the sky
24: The fields are green in Ireland but in South Africa they may be red:

Dried grass not a sheep in sight
25: Vast areas of corrugated iron shanty houses with satellite dishes:

Khayelitsha, Cape

the palisade fencing prevents people from crossing the highway
26: Kids using the open ground next to the highway as a soccer pitch:

but palisade fencing can be breached
So that was a brief snapshot this crazy beautiful country but really, it would be better if you went there to see it for yourself.
PS IMPORTANT to KNOW: if you travel to South Africa with children, you HAVE to have their original birth certificate with you as well as a passport.
Want to read more? Click here to read about our Road Trip in the USA, a camping trip to France and another with tips on travelling with kids
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Oh I love the way you explain things explain things Liberty. You’ve captured the essence of our beautiful country in such a lovely way with both your words and the photos. It gave me goose bumps reading this and yes, I agree, I sure would miss seeing the umbrella thorn too if we were living somewhere else.
Thanks for the lovely kind words Michelle, hearing you got goosebumps is such an honour! I can’t wait until our next trip back to SA.
Fab post and great photos. I love seeing how different other parts of the world are. Thanks for linking up to #Blogstravaganza
It’s amazing how everywhere has it’s unique features, you are not always aware of them until you leave!
This is a fascinating post, thanks so much for sharing with #Blogstravaganza xx
I hope you feel inspired to travel there now?
Love this and found it really interesting. The long long roads are so different to our windy ones and the trees are spectacular #Blogstravaganza.
Its true, the UK is short on long straight roads! I do miss those trees too. thanks for stopping by. 🙂
Nice to meet you, I’m looking forward to reading more of your blog. The South Coast is lovely, I’m sure you miss it!
Which leaves me out of sync with the ‘civilized’ forst world materialism.
Fabulous [ics, made me so homesick, though we have come back to Europe now. Loved the satellite dish in the informal settlement! Some of those places are amazing inside, complere with furniture from Saville’s!
Thank you! I feel everytime we go back I miss and appreciate it more. The satellite dishes killed me, and I love how they are often wallpapered beautifully with product wrappers.
The free flyers we threw away they find a use for.
One man’s trash…a lesson in gratitude for us who throw away!
South Africa is so addictive once been there you can’t help it but to return. What makes south Africa so unique it is townships(ekasi) and its so caring people not to mention the unique culture including 11 official languages.
Thanks for your comments, yes I love the people the most, I love making friends across so many different cultures. I know there are problems with the country but most people are so positive.
Wow, awesome pics! I have always wanted to go to South Africa. Perhaps someday.
“VERY straight roads that disappear over the horizon.” — Hmm, I-80 running through Illinois, Iowa, and Nebraska. Straight, boring, and nothing but corn as far as the eye can see! Nice to see other parts of the world are like that, too.
I think South Africa would have a lot more in common with the States than European countries purely because of it’s size and diversity in one country. I hope you do make it there – such incredible beauty.